Monday, April 16, 2007

Who is Montgomeryshire's first page 3 boy?

I've been resisting it all day. But I've cracked. Lembit's cavorting in the sun has proved irresistible. Its the sound of the spluttering over the corn flakes on the breakfast tables of the bigwigs in the Montgomeryshire Lib Dem stronghold that did it for me. You can still hear the reverberations bouncing around amongst the gently rolling hills of the land I call home.

I daresay that Lembit thinks he's the first Montgomereyshire politician to make page 3 of the tabloids. Well he's not. Not my proudest moment, but I made page 3 of the Daily Sport a few years ago. Match that, Lem boy. In fact I went international and made page 3 of the Queensland Coastal Daily - as well as most other media 'organs' in the Western World. If anyone googles my name, this bloody story comes up every time. It involved sheep, the police and the absence of my trousers. No-one knows better than I how total innocence can mushroom into an international incident.

Anyway, back to today. It looks as if Lembit was having a good time - even if the £60 a night Hotel Taburiente Playa sounds a bit penny pinching. Perhaps the Montgomeryshire Lib Dems were paying, just to keep him out of the way until after May 3rd. Today's Mail reports that 'the couple were canoodling by the pool, sharing long loving gazes, while kissing, cuddling and caressing each other. Wow! Pass me the cold sponge.

Might I venture to opine that Gabriela Irimia looked extremely 'fit and well' in the photographs. Personally, I liked the heels. Its my age. I've always liked 'heels' - ever since the sixties. I fully accept that it was Gabriela's intellect that attracted Lembit in the first place - but she did look 'well'.

9 comments:

bethan said...

'Might I venture to opine that Gabriela Irimia looked extremely 'fit and well' in the photographs. Personally, I liked the heels. Its my age. I've always liked 'heels' - ever since the sixties. I fully accept that it was Gabriela's intellect that attracted Lembit in the first place - but she did look 'well'.

Why are you using inverted commas for how you describe Opik's Cheeky Girl? You can't fool people that you are blatantly ogling her.

Left Field said...

Lucky Lembit. The pictures did my heart a world of good.

But if he were the leader of your party in Wales, would you draw attention to it in the middle of an election campaign ?

Anonymous said...

What exactly where you doing with a sheep and no trousers that made it to page 3 of the Daily Sport?

Left Field said...

This lol.

Ordovicius said...

A spokesman for Dyfed-Powys Police said: "Policemen are trained to deal with unexpected situations and I am sure they would have taken this incident in their stride.


I love Police statements. They're so deadpan.

Chip Dale said...

Leave the poor man alone! A handsome chap like that deserves a fine ping-pong playing woman. I really don't understand why poor Lembit is so vilified.

Glyn Davies AM said...

This blog never vilifies or criticises Lembit in any way - in fact very grateful for so much material. As others have said "A politician is entitled to a private life"

And I remember the police statement - it made me laugh at the time.

Left Field said...

I see from that link to the BBC page, there's a further link, which reveals your intervention in bottom-gate. lol

Glyn Davies AM said...

Where do you dig these uo from. As it happens, Alison was so impressed by what she saw that she has defected to join the Welsh Conservatives.