Friday, November 16, 2007
Where are my Pink Specs
We once met Jimmy Savile when we were on holiday. Sally called him Jimmy Saddle, and that's been his name in our house ever since. Anyway, he was mugged yesterday by a woman who stole his famous pink spectacles. The Telegraph reports that he responded by saying "Its the first time I've been jumped on by a woman for nearly 50 years. Today, the UK Retailers Association reports that Specsavers are having difficulty meeting an inexplicable surge in demand for pink specs from elderly gentlemen of a certain kind.