Opik - Shock News

Montgomeryshire MP, Lembit Opik has astounded the political and celebrity world today. It is all over the papers. Two full pages in the Mail on Sunday. It has never happened before. I was stunned. I never thought I would see such a thing in print. For the first time ever, it has been announced that 'Lembit Opik was unavailable for comment'. And tomorrow the Pope may renounce Catholicism.