You can have too much pleasure

Noise pollution is a curse of our age. Chain saws, low flying aeroplanes, wind turbines, snoring wives, boomer monkeys etc. etc.. But the long suffering people of Sunderland have had to cope with the excessive exclamations of pleasure emitted by Caroline Cartwright when she is having sex. OK, so its probably something of a moving experience to overhear this sort of activity as a one-off. But things became so bad in Caroline's street that on April 17th, the magistrates of Sunderland decided to protect the people of all England by slapping a four year ASBO on her to keep the noise down. But it seems that she can't help herself, and on April 18th, April 22nd and April 26th (at least Caroline's locked into a regular 4-day pattern) she screamed with such enthusiasm that the magistrates decided to lock her up. Thank goodness the Telegraph is back to running totally daft stories.