Just home from the Conservative Conference Dinner. Michael Dobbs was the guest speaker. Jokes to share.
The Lady said to Mr Churchill, "If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee". Mr Churchill replied, " If you were my wife I would drink it".
An elderly couple sitting quietly in front of the fire, when she suddenly smacked him across the face, saying "That is for being such a lousy lover over the last few years". After a few minutes, he smacked her across the face saying, "And thats for knowing".
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